Captain Planet

I was recently gifted with the knowledge that the old Captain Planet cartoon had what could possibly be the greatest episode of any TV series ever, an episode entirely dedicated to AIDs awareness:





While on the topic of Captain Planet:

Truly, Earth's greatest hero.

Avatar Has A Porn Parody Now

Why.

Now this would be on the level of any of the other horrifying pornographic movie parodies (giving Edward Penishands a run for its money), but Hustler's latest abomination seems to have opened a new can of worms for the porn industry.

It's in 3D.

"It's like you're really there."

How exactly does this make you feel?  Do you think the porn industry will take off with utilizing 3D technology in their upcoming movies like the latest theatrical releases have?  And furthermore, do you feel they should go with investing in 3D?

It's Pillow Time

Get ready guys, because we're going to pimp your couch.  Today it's all about the awesome might of the pillow.

1.  Breakfast food pillows.

Hell yes.

Not only do these things come in pancake, coffee bean and toast shapes, but egg as well.  There is also a bacon pillow.

2.  While on the topic of food, ThinkGeek is currently offering some badass sushi pillows:

Awesome.

3.  Wig pillows.

Because Japan.

4.  Blood spatter pillows.

Hardcore.

5.  Computer pillows.

If only I could get a pillow with the DOS prompt on it.  Oh wait.

And for you Mac users, there's something special for you guys.

6.  Ronery pillows.  Both for guys and girls.

So ronery...

7.  Book pillows.

8.  Gun pillows.  As well as grenades.

9.  PEELS HERE

They'll put you to sleep forever.

10.  Guitar and boom box pillows.

Still awesome even though unavailable.

11.  Emoticon pillows.

"Lololol XDXD!"

Lol Aliens

It looks like Ridley Scott spilled the beans about his upcoming prequel addition to the Aliens series.

[Link]

The predicted release date is said to be around late 2011 or at some point in 2012.  Luckily, it seems the movie will be heading back to its roots, wherein the film will utilize the slow pacing and chiller atmosphere of the original Alien.  With that in mind, maybe, just maybe this rebirth will make up for the abominations that are the Alien Vs.  Predator movies.

I wonder if it will be in 3-D?

Blog Launch

This is a test post.

I'll be updating this blog periodically with humorous/odd/interesting links/pictures/etc.  Here's to a smooth start!